Ladka Perfume Shop Per

Ladka perfume shop per jaker bola 1 perfume dey do main appni gf k ghar aaj raat dinner per jana hai us ko GIFT dena hai
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1 perfume or dey do us ki sister bhi bohat hot hai us pe bhi line marni hai
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hmmmmm
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1 or perfume dey do, us ki mom ko bhi impress karna hai :D :D

dinner per jesay hi ladki ka baap enter howa to ladka sir juhka ker
baith gaya
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GF mujhey nai pata tha k tum itney shermiley ho =p
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Ladka: mujhey bhi maloom nai tha k tumharey papa ki perfume shop hai :D

Ye to kuchh bhi nahi

Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye):
Dekho woh ladka meri taraf dekh
ke muskura raha hai.. :)
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Boy: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi,
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jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi thi to 3 din tak apni Hansi Rok nahi paya tha main.. :p

Pyar Ki Definition

3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:
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Pyar ??

Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.

Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,

Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:- :)

Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch liya

1 ladka addmission lene college gaya..

Principle:"Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun ya 10 Asaan.. ?? .

Ladka:"1 mushkil sawaal.. .

Principle:"Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat.. ?? .

Ladka:"Din.. . Principle:"wo kaise.. ?? . .

Ladka:"Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch liya..

Thoko Like for this Intelligent student..:p :D =D

A.G Sunte Ho

Indian wife Sanskaro wali hoti Hai.
Vo sabke samne apne pati ko
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"Abey Gadhe" ya ''Oye Gadhe''
nahi Kahti.
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Isliye wo short me kehti hai
A.G./O.G. sunte ho ji :-P =D

Incredible India

°•○● Incredeble India °•○●
Must read! !!!!
Traffic police (TP) ne Santa ko roka: Aapna license dikao.
Santa: Nahi hai.
TP: Kya license banvaya hai ya nahi.
Santa: Nahi.
TP: Kyon?
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter ID card mangte hain, aur woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: To Voter ID card Banwale..
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Ration Card mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: Toh fir Ration Card banwale..
Santa: Gaya tha, Woh Bank ki Paasbook mangte hain, woh merepaas nahi hai..
TP: To fir isme kya hai, Bank main account khulwale mere baap..
Santa: Bank bhi gaya tha saab, lekin woh Driving License mangte hain..

Mujhe Sanskrit Sikha Do

Engineering student : mujhe sanskrit sikha do
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Pandit : kyon?
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Student : devtao ki bhasha hai,swarg mehn kaam ayegi.
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Pandit :agar narak mein gaya toh ?
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Engineering student : " Galiya dene mein toh Ph.D ki hai " :P