Incredible India

°•○● Incredeble India °•○●
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Traffic police (TP) ne Santa ko roka: Aapna license dikao.
Santa: Nahi hai.
TP: Kya license banvaya hai ya nahi.
Santa: Nahi.
TP: Kyon?
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter ID card mangte hain, aur woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: To Voter ID card Banwale..
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, woh Ration Card mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: Toh fir Ration Card banwale..
Santa: Gaya tha, Woh Bank ki Paasbook mangte hain, woh merepaas nahi hai..
TP: To fir isme kya hai, Bank main account khulwale mere baap..
Santa: Bank bhi gaya tha saab, lekin woh Driving License mangte hain..